He's not fat; he's gravity enhanced.
Why is abortion bad but capital punishment good?
The Democrats are useless. If they were asked to form a firing squad, they'd all get into a circle.
The Democrats are the worst. They call Bill Clinton the 'most electable' of the Democrats. It's like calling Moe the 'smart' Stooge.
I hate that PC stuff. He's not fat; he's gravity-enhanced. You mustn't say short -- vertically challenged. Nobody's bald; they're persons of scalp....
Nixon, Carter, Kennedy are on a boat. The boat's going down. Carter says, 'Women and children first.' Nixon says, 'Screw them.' Kennedy says, 'Do...