Wendy Liebman has appeared on the following Comedy Central shows: | Wendy Liebman Videos | Wendy Liebman Jokes |
Wendy's mom has only had sex with one man, but she won't tell her who.
Do you put your kids on a leash and your dogs in a crib?
Try to not get your dress dirty because you can wear it trick-or-treating.
Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.
Hypnosis doesn't work.
Eating pot brownies can lead to the munchies and eating more pot brownies.
Wendy's gym is so fancy it has a Spiral StairMaster.
You can get your initials or "DUI" or anything you want.
Wendy Liebman has been told she looks like Ruth Buzzi. Is she pretty?
In Hawaii, you can go scuba diving in the bathtub.
My brother went to NYU in 1979 -- and now he's a sophomore.
Don't you love the zoo? I love the monkeys, those are my
favorite. They're so cute. And my least favorite, those are the, uh -- with little heads,...
I don't mean to stereotype, but like most women, I love to
shoplift.
Doesn't Prince Charles look like somebody kissed a frog and it
didn't change all the way?
The only way to have safe sex is to abstain -- from drinking.
I'm scared of sex. You can get something terminal -- like a
kid.
So, I was on the treadmill, and I was just treading, and there
was a guy in font of me, and he was on that rowing machine. And I kept yelling,...
My love life is like a fairy tale -- it's grim.
I go running when I have to -- like when the ice cream truck is
going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.
My best friend got a truck. She didn't want to be so trendy, so
she got a UPS truck. You might laugh, but she can park it anywhere.