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Wendy Liebman - Talking About Sex With Mom

Wendy's mom has only had sex with one man, but she won't tell her who.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,317

Wendy Liebman - Kids on a Leash

Do you put your kids on a leash and your dogs in a crib?

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), kids (841), animals (791)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,280

Wendy Liebman - Weddings

Try to not get your dress dirty because you can wear it trick-or-treating.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), family (667), marriage (581)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,210

Wendy Liebman - Getting Older

Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (976), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 731

Wendy Liebman - Quit Smoking

Hypnosis doesn't work.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), animals (791), drugs (639)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 683

Wendy Liebman - Don't Do Drugs

Eating pot brownies can lead to the munchies and eating more pot brownies.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), food (804), drugs (639)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 568

Wendy Liebman - Exercise

Wendy's gym is so fancy it has a Spiral StairMaster.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), sex (1283), food (804)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 553

Wendy Liebman - Vanity Plates

You can get your initials or "DUI" or anything you want.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (976), driving (296)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 537

Wendy Liebman - Celebrity Recognition

Wendy Liebman has been told she looks like Ruth Buzzi. Is she pretty?

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), stereotypes (431), crime (415)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 474

Wendy Liebman - Traveling All Over the Country

In Hawaii, you can go scuba diving in the bathtub.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), travel (310), self-deprecating (211)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 465

Wendy Liebman: Brother at NYU

My brother went to NYU in 1979 -- and now he's a sophomore.

Posted: 04/21/1998

Wendy Liebman: Love the Zoo

Don't you love the zoo? I love the monkeys, those are my favorite. They're so cute. And my least favorite, those are the, uh -- with little heads,...

Posted: 04/21/1998

Wendy Liebman: Like Most Women

I don't mean to stereotype, but like most women, I love to shoplift.

Posted: 04/21/1998

Wendy Liebman: Prince Charles

Doesn't Prince Charles look like somebody kissed a frog and it didn't change all the way?

Posted: 04/21/1998

Wendy Liebman: Abstinence

The only way to have safe sex is to abstain -- from drinking.

Posted: 04/21/1998

Wendy Liebman: Scared of Sex

I'm scared of sex. You can get something terminal -- like a kid.

Posted: 04/21/1998

Wendy Liebman: At the Gym

So, I was on the treadmill, and I was just treading, and there was a guy in font of me, and he was on that rowing machine. And I kept yelling,...

Posted: 04/21/1998

Wendy Liebman: Like a Fairy Tale

My love life is like a fairy tale -- it's grim.

Posted: 04/21/1998

Wendy Liebman: Running When Necessary

I go running when I have to -- like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

Posted: 04/21/1998

Wendy Liebman: Best Friend's Truck

My best friend got a truck. She didn't want to be so trendy, so she got a UPS truck. You might laugh, but she can park it anywhere.

Posted: 04/21/1998