Jokes
Wayne can't stand waiting for drivers to go after the light turns green.
Filed under: Wayne Federman (16), Premium Blend (749), driving (263)
Views: 57
Posted: 05/22/1998
Wayne Federman - Sex
Lingerie totally backfires with Wayne.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), sex (905), The A-List (490)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,353
Wayne Federman - Pink Floyd Concert
Wayne should have taken drugs before the Pink Floyd concert.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), drugs (348), music (348)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,492
Wayne Federman - Actors' Education
NYU uses realistic scenarios in their math problems.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 384
Wayne Federman - Fast Food
Wayne Federman lists all of the reasons why he loves Taco Bell.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Premium Blend (749), food (494)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 243
Wayne Federman - Sports and Society
It's surprising that sports teams' names are still racist.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), ethnic (690)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 226
Wayne Federman - Jazz
Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 200
Wayne Federman - Problems With Driving
The car pool lanes are unfair to people with no friends.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 188
Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty
Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 163
Wayne Federman - Fast Food
The food may be greasy and salty, but it's also ready.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), health (519), food (494)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 159
Wayne Federman - Concerts
It's better to watch K.I.S.S. than to hear them.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), drugs (348)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 136
Ty Barnett - Wine Tasting
Ty describes his experience at a wine tasting.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), ethnic (690)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 962
Johnny Sanchez - Drive-Thru ATM
The drive-thru ATM is also written in braille.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Premium Blend (749), animals (400)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 877
Eliot Chang - Sidewalk Rage
New Yorkers are the toughest people in the world.
Tags: Eliot Chang (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (690)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 504
Peter Spruyt - Finding Nemo
If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.
Tags: Peter Spruyt (2), Premium Blend (749), animals (400)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 824
Jimmy Pardo - Renaissance Fair
There hasn't been a good joust match in a while.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Premium Blend (749), alcohol (359)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 459
Dina Pearlman - American Movie Classics
Say kids, what do you say we go for a night out on the town?
Tags: Dina Pearlman (1), imitations (766), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 318
Richard Belzer - Adjustment
Evolution took a left at the Los Angeles valley.
Tags: Richard Belzer (4), imitations (766), The A-List (490)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 178
Darren Carter - Not Cool
Guys with red hair have a tough time with the ladies.
Tags: Darren Carter (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (690)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 255
Doug Stanhope - Leo
Nobody wanted Leonardo DiCaprio in his younger days.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Premium Blend (749), movies (203)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 496
Tom Kenny - Titanic
Teenage girls are fixated on "Titanic."
Tags: Tom Kenny (6), men/women (839), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 293
