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Wayne Federman - Learner's Permit

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Wayne's parents are the worst drivers in the world.

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Views: 42

Posted: 05/30/1994

Wayne Federman - Sex

Lingerie totally backfires with Wayne.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), sex (905), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,353

Wayne Federman - Pink Floyd Concert

Wayne should have taken drugs before the Pink Floyd concert.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), drugs (348), music (348)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,492

Wayne Federman - Actors' Education

NYU uses realistic scenarios in their math problems.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 384

Wayne Federman - Fast Food

Wayne Federman lists all of the reasons why he loves Taco Bell.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Premium Blend (749), food (494)

Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 243

Wayne Federman - Sports and Society

It's surprising that sports teams' names are still racist.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), ethnic (690)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 226

Wayne Federman - Jazz

Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 200

Wayne Federman - Problems With Driving

The car pool lanes are unfair to people with no friends.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 188

Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty

Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 163

Wayne Federman - Fast Food

The food may be greasy and salty, but it's also ready.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), health (519), food (494)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 159

Wayne Federman - Concerts

It's better to watch K.I.S.S. than to hear them.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), drugs (348)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 136

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Doc Barham - Florida

The Florida state flag must have a clapper on it.

Tags: Doc Barham (2), sex (904), imitations (766)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 111

Paul Dillery - Scary at Night

Vaporizers make strange sounds at night.

Tags: Paul Dillery (4), parents (446), growing up (405)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 52

Judy Gold - Leave a Message

Parents don't need answering machines.

Tags: Judy Gold (17), family (550), parents (446)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 159

Carlos Alazraqui - Senior Citizens

Senior citizens should not drive in big cities.

Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (6), Comedy Central Presents (1779), ethnic (690)

Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 460

Nick Swardson - Old People

It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.

Tags: Nick Swardson (20), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 9,558

Len Austrevich - Grandma

Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.

Tags: Len Austrevich (3), kids (596), family (550)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 161

Bob Shaw - Middle Age

All getting old means is that you're falling apart.

Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (839), health (519)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 128

Karen Anderson - Medical Attachments

Karen had glasses, braces, head gear and a back brace in high school.

Tags: Karen Anderson (2), health (519), growing up (405)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 391

Sue Murphy - Senior Prom

Being tan is important.

Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), parents (446)

Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 284

Rudy Rush - Math Homework

All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), parents (446)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,223


Lisa Landry: Gym Class Is Wrong

You shouldn't put a fat kid up on a balance beam -- that's wrong. They never took the blind kids to the shooting range.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Carmen Lynch: Scoliosis Test

I didn't even know I had scoliosis. My gym teacher caught it in the eighth grade. He started rubbing my back under my shirt. Yeah, I thought he...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Drivers Education Exam Answers

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Matt Goldich: School Assemblies

We had a lot of assemblies when I was growing up at my school, and they were all the same. Every assembly we had they would always bring in some...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dat Phan: Comedy Is For Me

I love doing comedy, you guys. I knew comedy was for me when I was the only Asian in high school that failed math. But you know, when I failed,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: Art Teachers

I always loved art teachers because they were so bizarre. They were like the homeless people of the faculty -- all disheveled, wearing smocks,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Juston McKinney: Picture Day at School

You knew who the rich kids were, right? Right up at the front of the line, packet A: 15 10x12's, 32 5x7's, six friggin' posters. I was way back at...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Rocky LaPorte: Report Card

I remember one time I brought my report card home, I go, 'Hey Pop, I got a B in Reading!' He goes, 'That's a D, you idiot!'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Rocky LaPorte: Nuns' Discipline Style

This guy told me a nun used to hit him with a ruler. I said, 'Our nun tried to hit us with a car.'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Tony Camin: Kindergarten Rules

I got hit with a ruler first day of kindergarten -- for smoking pot. Because if you bring it, you need to bring enough for everybody.

Posted: 11/03/2008

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