It was tough growing up in Florida because all my friends were
retired.
Posted: 02/24/1992
It seems like I was always the last person picked for a
sporting event. I don't know why that happened. It was so unfair. They take the two most...
Posted: 02/24/1992
I read in Cosmopolitan Magazine that men and women find satin
sheets in bed very sexy, which is exactly why I am not going to be buying them....
Posted: 02/24/1992
When I was 15 years old, I got my learner's permit, which meant
that the state of Florida was now obligating me to learn to drive with the two...
Posted: 05/30/1994
Everyone is chanting, 'We don't need no education.' I'm like,
Oh yeah? Well, that's a double negative. That actually means you do need...
Posted: 05/30/1994
I hate the people that work at the gym. I don't even know what
they're talking about. They're like, 'Hey man, what are you gonna target today, your...
Posted: 05/22/1998
I enjoy the fast food, I'll tell you that right now. My
favorite of all the fast food restaurants -- it might be a little surprising -- the Bell,...
Posted: 05/22/1998
There's one food I won't eat, which is the hot dog at the movie
theater, because I feel like there's no USDA preparation guidelines for this meat....
Posted: 05/22/1998
I don't like driving here in Los Angeles too much. I hate the
left-hand turn arrow, especially, because it creates a very tense situation when we...
Posted: 05/22/1998
I was at the Broadway Deli, eating. I saw this little kid turn
to his mom and go, 'No, I don't want milk with the cookie. I'd rather f**king choke...
Posted: 08/14/2003