It was tough growing up in Florida because all my friends were
retired.
Posted: 02/24/1992
It seems like I was always the last person picked for a
sporting event. I don't know why that happened. It was so unfair. They take the two most...
Posted: 02/24/1992
I read in Cosmopolitan Magazine that men and women find satin
sheets in bed very sexy, which is exactly why I am not going to be buying them....
Posted: 02/24/1992
When I was 15 years old, I got my learner's permit, which meant
that the state of Florida was now obligating me to learn to drive with the two...
Posted: 05/30/1994
Everyone is chanting, 'We don't need no education.' I'm like,
Oh yeah? Well, that's a double negative. That actually means you do need...
Posted: 05/30/1994
I was at the Broadway Deli, eating. I saw this little kid turn
to his mom and go, 'No, I don't want milk with the cookie. I'd rather f**king choke...
Posted: 08/14/2003
Shelia is an actress. She spends $40 three times a week for
jazz classes at Alvin Ailey, $20 four times a week for technique classes at Sanford...
Posted: 08/14/2003
At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit
what they call 'the wall,' is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx. So here,...
Posted: 08/14/2003
I went to the doctor last week and found out I have athlete's
foot. No -- great news for me because in high school I was cut from the JV basketball...
Posted: 08/14/2003
If a girl lets me touch her, then I've won the pennant. And
then, if I go all the way, that, of course, would be the World Series, and as you know,...
Posted: 08/14/2003