If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.
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Views: 243
Posted: 05/29/1998
Warren Thomas - Prison
Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 519
Warren Thomas - America
Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), money (852), ethnic (813)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 434
Warren Thomas - Village People
It takes the Village People to raise a child.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 199
Warren Thomas - David Duke Day
Warren will take anybody's day off to party.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 139
Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble
Rich people used to have better lives.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 137
Drew Hastings - Act of God
When did insurance agents get so religious?
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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 947
Peter Spruyt - Made-for-TV Movie Titles
These made-for-TV disaster movie titles sell themselves.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 510
Paul F. Tompkins - The Weatherman
Every time the weatherman slips up, the anchorman is waiting to mock him.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 673
Jamie Kennedy - Ashton Kutcher Stole My Idea
Ashton Kutcher has stolen other ideas from Jamie Kennedy aside from his TV show.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 2,904
Eric Andre - Hurricane Thor
Hurricanes should have frightening names.
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Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 609
Rocky LaPorte - Florida
Rocky questions the weatherman.
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Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 1,428
Warren Thomas - David Duke Day
Warren will take anybody's day off to party.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 139
Steve Byrne - Caucasian & Asian
Steve Byrne is Korean and Irish.
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Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 4,820
Rebecca Corry - Shampoo Ad
Rebecca Corry doesn't believe anything she sees on television.
Tags: Rebecca Corry (7), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 1,903
Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe
Harland loves to barbecue.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (790), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 1,018
