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Warren Thomas - America

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Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.

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Views: 341

Posted: 02/24/1992

Warren Thomas - America

Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), imitations (766), ethnic (690)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 341

Warren Thomas - Prison

Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), imitations (766), ethnic (690)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 276

Warren Thomas - Village People

It takes the Village People to raise a child.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), Premium Blend (749), kids (596)

Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 136

Warren Thomas - David Duke Day

Warren will take anybody's day off to party.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (904), men/women (839)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 114

Warren Thomas - El Nino

If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (905), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 101

Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble

Rich people used to have better lives.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (905), men/women (839)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 95

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Steve Marmel - Affairs

Every president has had extra-marital affairs.

Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 159

Will Durst - Reproduction Squad

Why is abortion bad but capital punishment good?

Tags: Will Durst (2), sex (905), kids (596)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 75

Jeff Joseph - No New Texas

George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.

Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), health (518), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 231

Jack Mayberry - Finances

Jack wants to go broke before his bank does.

Tags: Jack Mayberry (2), imitations (766), family (550)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 75

Richard Lewis - Down South

In the South, they think that "Hanukkah" is a duck call.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), The A-List (490), religion (320)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 199

Margaret Cho - Asian American

It's hard being an Asian actress without role models on TV.

Tags: Margaret Cho (4), imitations (766), ethnic (690)

Posted: 12/02/04
Views: 1,338

Will Durst - Political Correctness

He's not fat; he's gravity enhanced.

Tags: Will Durst (2), The A-List (490), money (445)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 154

Randy Credico - Politics

Bob Dole will tear you apart in a debate.

Tags: Randy Credico (2), The A-List (490), TV (367)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 81

John Caponera - Ignorance Is Bliss

John's grandfather was very racist.

Tags: John Caponera (4), imitations (766), ethnic (690)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 311

Jonathan Solomon - Our Leaders

If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.

Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), The A-List (490), observational (286)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 90


Robin Montague: Healthcare Is Too Expensive

Healthcare in America is too expensive, ain't it? It's too expensive for the average person. What if you below average with no insurance? You might...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: Dead Aunt

My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Mike Sweeney: Irish Immigrants

They were persecuted at the turn of the century by the U.S. government -- that's right: Prohibition.

Posted: 11/02/2008

Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.

The chief tells them, "The bad news...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Jonathan Corbett: Retired Father

My dad is retired now, and he moved to Florida. And it's really great to be able to finally go down and visit him now that he's finally able to do...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Andre Kelley: Adult Table

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to...

Posted: 10/30/2008

David Feldman: Grandmother in Medical School

My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dan Mintz: Pulling the Plug

Today was a sad day. We had to pull the plug on my grandmother 'cause I needed the outlet for my laptop.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ardal O'Hanlon: Amazon Irish

I guarantee it -- if you go deep into the heart of the Amazon jungle, you will stumble upon a tribe of previously undiscovered Irish people with...

Posted: 10/30/2008

The Best Pub for Free Drinks

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman sit in a pub and discuss the best pubs around.

The Englishman says, "There's a pub in the West...

Posted: 12/01/2008

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