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Warren Thomas - America

Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), imitations (766), ethnic (690)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 341

Warren Thomas - Prison

Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), imitations (766), ethnic (690)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 276

Warren Thomas - Village People

It takes the Village People to raise a child.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), Premium Blend (749), kids (596)

Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 136

Warren Thomas - David Duke Day

Warren will take anybody's day off to party.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (904), men/women (839)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 114

Warren Thomas - El Nino

If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (905), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 101

Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble

Rich people used to have better lives.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (905), men/women (839)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 95

Warren Thomas: When Life Starts

These pro-lifers say, 'Life starts in the male scrotum after two Budweisers.' If that's the case, then I killed more people in my room last night...

Tags: sex (2673), men/women (1861), news & politics (685)

Posted: 11/02/2008

Warren Thomas: Blame El Nino

They blame everything on El Nino. When I can't get it up, I go, 'Baby, it's El Nino. It ain't me, baby. I'm a man -- it's El Nino, see? -- it's a...

Tags: sex (2673), news & politics (685), Warren Thomas (6)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Warren Thomas: Appreciating Hillary Clinton

She said something really brilliant -- she said it takes the Village People to raise a child. You know, that's deep, ain't that? 'Cause I'm...

Tags: pop culture (813), news & politics (685), Warren Thomas (6)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Warren Thomas: Outlawed Clones

When clones are outlawed, only outlaws will have clones.

Tags: technology (329), laws (207), Warren Thomas (6)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Warren Thomas: Any Holiday to Party

I'll take anybody's day off to party. I'm serious -- I'll take David Duke Day off.

Tags: ethnic (409), work/office (335), history (110)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Warren Thomas: On Mike Tyson

Of course he had a bad attitude -- 25 years old, $60 million. When I got my student loan, I was a d**khead for three weeks.

Tags: sports (716), money (391), college (161)

Posted: 10/30/2008