Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Filed under: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Views: 7,148
Posted: 01/09/2003
Wanda Sykes - 'Til Death Do You Part
Marriage is not all it's cracked up to be.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 11,288
Wanda Sykes - Funny Porno
Porn can be as funny as Nick at Nite.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), men/women (987), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 9,277
Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 9,123
Wanda Sykes - Cheap Guys
Wanda notices her husband likes a lot of free stuff.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), men/women (987), money (852)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 7,925
Wanda Sykes - Cutting Carbs
Wanda Sykes does not want any skinny bitches hollering at her.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), food (790), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/25/02
Views: 7,923
Wanda Sykes - Turned to Milk
The more he tastes success, the less black Tiger Woods becomes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 6,341
Wanda Sykes - Politically Correct
The term "African American" isn't changing a lot for black people in America.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 6,017
Wanda Sykes - Being Tested
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,405
Wanda Sykes - Strip Clubs
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,112
Wanda Sykes - Additional Thoughts
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), men/women (987), sports (618)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,209
Wanda Sykes - Rich vs. Poor
The Enron fiasco will affect everyone -- angry old men will start to hold up traffic.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), men/women (987), money (852)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 992
Wanda Sykes - Random Security
Airport security is ridiculous.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), imitations (770), observational (326)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,334
Wanda Sykes - Horror Movie Government
The U.S. government is very scary.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Iraq (1070), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,183
Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 9,122
Wanda Sykes - Bush
Bush has the laugh of a man who's about to tie someone to train tracks.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), George W. Bush (2037), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,567
Wanda Sykes - The Marriage Business
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), kids (828), marriage (575)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,868
Wanda Sykes - Turn-Ons
Threesomes are much more exciting for men than for women.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 1,175
