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Vince Morris

Vince Morris is surrounded by ignorance everyday, and is afraid he is the only one who sees it. With his smooth charismatic style, this Columbus, Ohio native delivers passionate views on race, family, relationships and life. Vince brings his audience into a world where the ignorance we accept daily is challenged by his dangerously funny and controversial material.

When asked if Black athletes advertising shoes are role models; Vince responds, "I don't give a damn what kind of shoe an athlete wears...what kind of shoes do Black surgeons or lawyers wear? What shoe is Johnny Cochran advertising? Now that's the commercial! When you can get a brother off of a double homicide and the whole world knows he's guilty- that is a bad ass shoe!"

Vince's voice is strong and spreading quickly, hitting the road headlining at comedy clubs, theatres, and colleges around the country. Now a Los Angeles resident, Vince has flourished into television on such shows as Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd" with Colin Quinn, The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, NBC's Friday Night, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, BET's Comic View and HBO's Sex and the City. Vince has also showcased at the prestigious Montreal Comedy Festival and U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colorado.

Vince has also performed in his half-hour special for Comedy Central which aired on March 2004.
 
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Vince Morris - Bigotry

Vince's dad was a bigot.

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Posted: 03/26/04
Views: 5,399

Vince Morris - Drink Specials

A brew and a shot.

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Posted: 03/26/04
Views: 5,137

Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over

Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.

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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,698

Vince Morris - Scary Dad

Vince Morris' dad liked to sit in the dark.

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Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,694

Vince Morris - Paying for Water

Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.

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Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,093

Vince Morris - English Language

Vince hates it when people his age blatantly mess up the English language.

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Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 751

Vince Morris - Do Something You Hate

People take positive energy too far.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 602

Vince Morris - Illegal Words

Some words are illegal to use.

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Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 481

Vince Morris - Single Dad

Vince's dad spoke English and profanity.

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Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 475

Vince Morris - Hip vs. Ignorance

Everyone thinks they're hip in L.A.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 467

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Vince Morris: How Was Work, Mr. Morris?

Everybody knew my father. He would come home; hoodlums are standing around. 'Hey, Mr. Morris, how was work today?' 'You motherf**kers wouldn't...

Posted: 03/25/2004

Vince Morris: Pulled Over as a Passenger

Being pulled over is no joke. It's scary, but you know what's even worse? Being a passenger in your friend's car when they get pulled over. That's...

Posted: 03/25/2004

Vince Morris: Dad Was a Bigot

My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core -- and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.

Posted: 11/03/2004

Vince Morris: Don't Die Doing Something You Love

You ever hear people saying things like that? 'He died, but he died doing something he loved.' Like that's the best time to die, when you're doing...

Posted: 12/10/2000

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