When I first called up my high school sweetheart, I hadn't seen
him for 12 years, and I found out that he had become a cop. And I thought, 'Oh,...
Posted: 05/22/1998
I'm trying to toughen up my image. I don't have any tattoos or
piercings yet, but I do have a cold sore I've been ignoring.
Posted: 08/15/2000
My husband, he goes, 'Hooters is a family restaurant.' And I
go, 'What do you think I am -- stupid? It has an owl theme: hoot, hoot.' And he goes,...
Posted: 08/15/2000
Someone told my husband and I that there's a new Playboy for
married men -- and it has the same centerfold every month.
Posted: 08/15/2000
My husband's so macho, he has five guns, a helicopter, a
motorcycle; he used to be on a SWAT team; and he works the cattle at his mom's farm. So, I...
Posted: 08/15/2000