You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Filed under: Vargus Mason (3), money (865), kids (841)
Views: 738
Posted: 06/28/2007
Vargus Mason White People Voice
He'd like to do the white voice, but he's from Denver.
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Posted: 07/01/07
Views: 12,962
Vargus Mason - Denver, CO
It's hard to make fun of white people when you're from Denver, CO.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 527
Vargus Mason - Free My Ass
Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 392
Vargus Mason - Denver, CO
It's hard to make fun of white people when you're from Denver, CO.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 527
Vargus Mason - Free My Ass
Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 391
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 16,507
Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment
Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.
Tags: Paul Varghese (2), money (865), family (667)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,554
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,015
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,599
Terry Hodges - Cable
If you're stealing cable, try to be smart about it.
Tags: Terry Hodges (2), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 140
Ian Edwards - Crime Credit Card
Once you're found innocent, make the most of your freedom.
Tags: Ian Edwards (3), crime (415), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 1,109
Kathleen Madigan - Kids
Living with kids is like living with homeless people.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 722
Brian Scolaro - Sneezing
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 3,871
