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Vanessa Hollingshead

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Vanessa Hollingshead - Foreign Films

The plot's better in foreign films.

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Posted: 02/27/04
Views: 3,743

Vanessa Hollingshead - Dressing Rooms

Dressing rooms = self hatred.

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Posted: 02/27/04
Views: 2,878

Vanessa Hollingshead - Men and Women

Women complicate and analyze everything.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,471

Vanessa Hollingshead - Customer Service

In New York, the customer is always wrong.

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Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,888

Vanessa Hollingshead - Lowering Expectations

Vanessa's glad if she meets a guy with ears.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,664

Vanessa Hollingshead - Curly Hair

If you want to feel better, give your miserable friends a call.

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Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,287

Vanessa Hollingshead - Foreign Films

Vanessa is suspicious of politeness.

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Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,173

Vanessa Hollingshead - Middle East

Vanessa proposes burka Mondays.

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Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,114

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Vanessa Hollingshead: Exciting Magazine for Women

What we ought to do is come up with a magazine that would depict men in such a way that would finally excite and turn women on. Like, first of all,...

Posted: 09/04/1998

Vanessa Hollingshead: Standards for Guys

I used to want to meet a guy that was kind, warm, loving; now, I'm happy if the guy has ears -- not that he'll listen, but that he can.

Posted: 09/04/1998

Vanessa Hollingshead: I Want to Talk

When I say to a guy, 'Look, we've gotta talk,' what I really mean is, 'We've been together for months. I've now twisted my personality into an...

Posted: 09/04/1998

Vanessa Hollingshead: Middle East Performance

I just got back from the Middle East. I performed for 15,000 men -- and then I did my comedy.

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: Fashionistas and Gay Men Behind Fashion

Here we are starving ourselves to death for two groups of people that wouldn't want to screw us anyway.

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: Doesn't Want Us Free

I think our country doesn't want us free; I think they want us sedated. You know, so we don't notice things -- like who's running it.

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: British Pickpocket

I'm in London -- I'm in Piccadilly Circus -- and I feel this guy grab my knapsack. I turn around, and he's like, 'Oop! You caught me. I'm a...

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: Shopping for a Little Black Dress

You ever go shopping for a really cute, little, sexy black dress -- and you come home with an extra-large pepperoni pizza?

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: No Adopted Children

I know there are a lot of wonderful adopted children, but they're not on the Jerry Springer show, OK? And that's the show that I watch.

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: Women in the Workplace

Women still make 76 cents to every dollar a guy makes, and then we get told, 'Well, you chicks aren't good in math.' Well, you know why we're not...

Posted: 02/26/2004

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