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The plot's better in foreign films.
Dressing rooms = self hatred.
Women complicate and analyze everything.
In New York, the customer is always wrong.
Americans rush to do nothing.
Vanessa's glad if she meets a guy with ears.
If you want to feel better, give your miserable friends a call.
Vanessa is suspicious of politeness.
Vanessa proposes burka Mondays.
Vanessa loves DMX.
What we ought to do is come up with a magazine that would
depict men in such a way that would finally excite and turn women on. Like, first of all,...
I used to want to meet a guy that was kind, warm, loving; now,
I'm happy if the guy has ears -- not that he'll listen, but that he can.
When I say to a guy, 'Look, we've gotta talk,' what I really
mean is, 'We've been together for months. I've now twisted my personality into an...
I just got back from the Middle East. I performed for 15,000
men -- and then I did my comedy.
Here we are starving ourselves to death for two groups of
people that wouldn't want to screw us anyway.
I think our country doesn't want us free; I think they want us
sedated. You know, so we don't notice things -- like who's running it.
I'm in London -- I'm in Piccadilly Circus -- and I feel this
guy grab my knapsack. I turn around, and he's like, 'Oop! You caught me. I'm a...
You ever go shopping for a really cute, little, sexy black
dress -- and you come home with an extra-large pepperoni pizza?
I know there are a lot of wonderful adopted children, but
they're not on the Jerry Springer show, OK? And that's the show that I watch.
Women still make 76 cents to every dollar a guy makes, and then
we get told, 'Well, you chicks aren't good in math.' Well, you know why we're not...