Some black people think their job is to scare white people.
Filed under: Tracy Morgan (18), money (865), ethnic (814)
Views: 2,365
Posted: 08/25/2002
Tracy Morgan - Airport Security
Everybody gets shaken down at airports now.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,502
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,177
Tracy Morgan - Triflin' Sisters
You better call Simone.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 3,342
Tracy Morgan - Morning Loving
You can see dudes orgasming on the subway in the morning.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 3,234
Tracy Morgan - Masturbation
Some ladies don't want their men to get away with anything.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,637
Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers
If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,249
Tracy Morgan - Fantasies
Some fantasies are best left fantasies.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,691
Tracy Morgan - Adventure
Here's how to stop shark attacks: leave them alone.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,380
Tracy Morgan - Pops
Tracy's dad always had just enough strength to whoop his ass.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,268
Tracy Morgan - Adventure
Here's how to stop shark attacks: leave them alone.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,380
Tracy Morgan - Airport Security
Everybody gets shaken down at airports now.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,500
Tracy Morgan - Give Back
Reciprocate in a marriage -- make some noise!
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 949
Tracy Morgan - Pops
Tracy's dad always had just enough strength to whoop his ass.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,268
Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers
If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,249
Tracy Morgan - Consideration
One day that person who missed the subway is going to be waiting for you at the next stop.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), imitations (772), violence (304)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 867
Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
Tags: Billy D. Washington (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,447
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,177
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,796
Tony Woods - Monkey Love
A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,831
