Babies got it good -- they don't even have to wipe themselves.
Filed under: Tracy Morgan (18), kids (841), Star Trek (41)
Views: 419
Posted: 09/27/2002
Tracy Morgan - Airport Security
Everybody gets shaken down at airports now.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,502
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,180
Tracy Morgan - Triflin' Sisters
You better call Simone.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 3,342
Tracy Morgan - Morning Loving
You can see dudes orgasming on the subway in the morning.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 3,234
Tracy Morgan - Masturbation
Some ladies don't want their men to get away with anything.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,638
Tracy Morgan - We Made It!
Some black people think their job is to scare white people.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,367
Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers
If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,249
Tracy Morgan - Fantasies
Some fantasies are best left fantasies.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,691
Tracy Morgan - Adventure
Here's how to stop shark attacks: leave them alone.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,380
Tracy Morgan - Pops
Tracy's dad always had just enough strength to whoop his ass.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,269
Tracy Morgan - Forensics
People in the 'hood do their own forensics.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 09/08/02
Views: 501
Tracy Morgan - Conditioning
You don't need a six-pack if you have 40 ounces.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), health (976), marriage (581)
Posted: 10/11/02
Views: 192
Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers
If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,249
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,178
Tracy Morgan - Morning Loving
You can see dudes orgasming on the subway in the morning.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 3,234
Tracy Morgan - Fantasies
Some fantasies are best left fantasies.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,691
Tracy Morgan - Consideration
One day that person who missed the subway is going to be waiting for you at the next stop.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), imitations (772), violence (304)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 867
Tracy Morgan - True Love
Tracy's girl got away.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,208
Tracy Morgan - Triflin' Sisters
You better call Simone.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 3,342
Tracy Morgan - Adventure
Here's how to stop shark attacks: leave them alone.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,380
