Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: Something about the valet parking at the mall near where I lived in
Las Vegas. The joke didn't work... so I've long since forgotten the
actual wording. I'm pretty sure the problem was not with the wording.
Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: "The Ultimate 'Yo' Mama' Collection: Volume 2"... available at
Amazon.com and fine booksellers around the world.
Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: Would anyone believe star quarterback? Probably not. I was
definitely the nerd. Although I was a drummer in the marching band...
so "quiet" nerd is probably not completely accurate.
Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Hopefully loved. Although I've heard that Jay Leno punches people
every morning when he gets to work. Maybe I should try fear for
awhile.
Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: I'd like to say hard work... but I'll take lucky any day.
Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: Something about the valet parking at the mall near where I lived in
Las Vegas. The joke didn't work... so I've long since forgotten the
actual wording. I'm pretty sure the problem was not with the wording.
Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: "The Ultimate 'Yo' Mama' Collection: Volume 2"... available at
Amazon.com and fine booksellers around the world.
Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: Would anyone believe star quarterback? Probably not. I was
definitely the nerd. Although I was a drummer in the marching band...
so "quiet" nerd is probably not completely accurate.
Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Hopefully loved. Although I've heard that Jay Leno punches people
every morning when he gets to work. Maybe I should try fear for
awhile.
Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: I'd like to say hard work... but I'll take lucky any day.
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