What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Men don't have the option of being a prostitute.
That's humiliating -- you train your whole life to be a police officer; then they put you on a bicycle like some crazed paper boy?
My wife is pregnant now, which is really great -- thank you. No, it's alright, but we've got to start saving up for the abortion. No, I'm kidding...