Having a dad who is a street cleaner is pretty cool.
There are some mean nuns at Catholic school.
The halibut sleep in piles at the fish market.
Where that bald area is there used to be hair.
You ever been telling a story in front of a group of people, and you realize right at the end of the story, it's a really sucky story? So to make...
I got hit with a ruler first day of kindergarten -- for smoking pot. Because if you bring it, you need to bring enough for everybody.
My father was too cheap to take me to the big downtown aquarium. This cheap bastard, he would just take me to the fish market. 'Look, Tony, there's...