For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
He'll have that one...backwards.
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.