For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Filed under: Tommy Johnagin (10), sex (1269), kids (828)
Views: 1,418
Posted: 08/10/2006
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (575)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 23,611
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 5,783
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 3,089
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (790), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,977
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Live at Gotham (293), school (254)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,911
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (783), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,517
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 2,360
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (790), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,977
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (664), death (315)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,863
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Live at Gotham (293), school (254)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,911
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 2,360
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 5,783
Chris Porter - Being Single
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1269), dating (649)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 7,371
Louis Katz - D.A.R.E.
What are we teaching our children?
Tags: Louis Katz (2), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,194
Amy Schumer - Relay Service
Phone sex is difficult with your deaf boyfriend.
Tags: Amy Schumer (10), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,935
Gerard Guillory - PlayStation
PlayStation is like dope.
Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,226
Karen Rontowski - Great First Date
Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.
Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,038
