People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Filed under: Tommy Johnagin (10), Live at Gotham (332), school (258)
Views: 2,958
Posted: 08/10/2006
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 23,649
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 5,816
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
Tags:
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 3,110
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (804), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,024
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,816
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 2,402
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (804), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,024
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,889
TJ Miller - Blackout Drunk
TJ Miller is blackout drunk.
Tags: TJ Miller (7), alcohol (496), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,943
Starting Out - Daniel Tosh
Daniel always assumed he deserved more than he did.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Live at Gotham (332), college (164)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 12,801
Malik S. - Not a Thug
Malik S. couldn't even scare an old white lady.
Tags: Malik S. (2), ethnic (814), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 526
Tommy Johnagin - Pregnancy
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,436
Dan Boulger - Adoption
People who are adopted shouldn't feel insecure about themselves.
Tags: Dan Boulger (2), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 1,106
Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 182
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,843
Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,090
