People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Filed under: Tommy Johnagin (10), Live at Gotham (293), school (254)
Views: 2,911
Posted: 08/10/2006
PolitiBits: Change, or More of the Same?
Politics: no matter how you shuffle the deck, it's always the same card.
Tags: Indecision (1362), news & politics (229)
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (575)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 23,611
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 5,783
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 3,089
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (790), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,977
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 2,360
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (790), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,976
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (664), death (315)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,863
Starting Out - Daniel Tosh
Daniel always assumed he deserved more than he did.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Live at Gotham (293), college (162)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 12,531
Malik S. - Not a Thug
Malik S. couldn't even scare an old white lady.
Tags: Malik S. (2), ethnic (813), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 517
Tommy Johnagin - Pregnancy
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,418
Dan Boulger - Adoption
People who are adopted shouldn't feel insecure about themselves.
Tags: Dan Boulger (2), kids (828), parents (519)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 1,090
Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), men/women (987), food (790)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 131
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,711
Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), health (956), weight/obesity (297)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,017
Al Jackson - Marijuana Essay
Al Jackson reads an essay on drugs from one of his old students.
Tags: Al Jackson (9), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,453
