We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
He'll have that one...backwards.
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.