The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Filed under: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Views: 2,804
Posted: 09/30/2008
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 23,647
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 5,813
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
Tags:
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 3,108
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (804), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,019
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Live at Gotham (332), school (258)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,953
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 2,399
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 20,748
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (791), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 6,885
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 3,832
Mitch Hedberg - Being a Comedian in Hollywood
Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 6,896
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Indecision (1359), Dave Attell (61)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 65,759
Mitch Hedberg - Fan Mail
Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (258), smoking (126)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 5,889
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 44,252
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (804), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 13,735
Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (258), smoking (126)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 24,509
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,417
