Some kid took the time and the imagination to go down to the
supermarket and figure out, if you take a whipped cream can container and you press...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Kids -- like the new generation right now -- these kids, right,
they got attitudes. They're so young, all of them, they got that hip hop attitude,...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Remember the commercials for Kool-Aid? That big bowl of punch
come crashing through your wall, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah!' All the little kids in the...
Posted: 10/30/2008
The average teenager watches six hours of television every day.
At least with drugs, you're out -- you're singing, you're dancing. You're meeting...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I smoked pot as a teenager, me and some friends of mine. We
used to try pot every day before school. After school, we'd try it again. You know how...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I watched Warner Brothers cartoons when I was a kid. I never
thought about taking a firecracker and shoving it up a cat's butt because Tweety Bird...
Posted: 11/02/2008
Single mamas hold on too long. My mama used to still try to
come in the bathroom and take us a bath, and we was 14. We was like, 'Whoa, Mama. I...
Posted: 10/30/2008
The idea of a rock star making your child kill themselves is so
ludicrous. I've enjoyed rock 'n' roll since I was a kid. When I was a kid, I...
Posted: 11/02/2008
My daughter will say she's hungry, and I'm like, 'Buddy, you're
just bored. Do you understand? And you're already starting a pattern of satisfying...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Q: What is red and orange and knocks you over?
A: Tackle
me Elmo.
Posted: 12/01/2008