"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.
Filed under: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Views: 332
Posted: 05/05/2005
Tom Shillue - The Artist Song
Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 961
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 802
Tom Shillue - Wrong Side Surgery
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 772
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 767
Tom Shillue - Wedding Reception
Women are crazy.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 688
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 676
Tom Shillue - Giant Squid
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 642
Tom Shillue - Advertisements
Commercials used to be wholesome.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 413
Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall
After six years of studying apes in the mountains, Jane Goodall just left.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,662
Tom Shillue - Giant Squid
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 642
Adele Givens - Talk Shows
They'd have to make up different categories to get Adele on a talk show.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 832
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 802
Nick Swardson - Occupations
Vanna White got the best job ever.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,989
Charlie Viracola - Six Inches
A major airline adds six inches of legroom.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 307
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 816
Marc Maron - Perpetual Orgasm
Marc is against animal testing, unless it can bring about a state of perpetual orgasm.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), animals (791), media (651)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 691
Joe Rogan - Fear Factor
"Fear Factor" has run out of things to do to its contestants.
Tags: Joe Rogan (5), animals (791), TV (543)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,115
Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall
An ape couldn't walk into your house and study you.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), animals (791), TV (543)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 22,079
