Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Women are crazy.
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Commercials used to be wholesome.