If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
They're gonna suck no matter what.
Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Women are crazy.
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.