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Tom Rhodes

Living in Amsterdam currently hosting my own late night talk show called "Kevin Masters starring Tom Rhodes" on Dutch television's Yorin network channel 7 airing every Tuesday at 10pm. The show is formatted to be your typical late night American talk show but what makes it unique is it's an American experiencing and being taught Dutch culture and society and I interview Dutch celebrities including writers, politicians, rock stars and movie and TV stars. The show is a testament to how smart Dutch people are in that all of their celebrities can come on and be interviewed in English and from what I've been told this is the first show in The Netherlands hosted by a none Dutch speaking foreigner ever. The show is a rib-tickle and considering Holland's progressive laws, the voice of reason in the world courts and the lack of censorship of any kind on their television and in their media it may be hard to get me to leave the land of windmills and gentle people any time soon.
 
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Tom Rhodes - Friends with Your Ex

Do not stay friends with your exes.

Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)

Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 11,301

Tom Rhodes - Big Splits

Everybody's Vietnam

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Posted: 08/06/01
Views: 4,396

Tom Rhodes - Amsterdam

Naked in the Park

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Posted: 08/06/01
Views: 4,229

Tom Rhodes - Tornadoes

It's as simple as a children's story.

Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), China (192)

Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 3,330

Tom Rhodes - Interview - Redd Foxx

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Tom wants to live in Redd Foxx' house.

Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Florida (181)

Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 1,613

Tom Rhodes - The Lighter Side of Drugs

In Amsterdam, the drug laws turn a headache into a magic carpet ride.

Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)

Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 1,040

Tom Rhodes - What it Takes

Why does it always take a war to get anything done?

Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), money (852), religion (770)

Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 877

Tom Rhodes - Bad Relationships

A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam.

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Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 802

Tom Rhodes - Open Minded

Why don't white supremacists ever go to comedy shows?

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Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 781

Tom Rhodes - The Second Chance State

How does a masking tape "X" on your window save you from a hurricane?

Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 552

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Tom Rhodes: Hurricane Safety

They also tell you to fill your bathtub up with water so you'll have fresh drinking water. Apparently, these people never seen my bathtub. I'd...

Posted: 08/05/2001

Tom Rhodes: Childhood Dreams

When I was a little boy, I wanted to be an astronaut. That was, like, my first dream in life. Whatever happened to childhood dreams like that, huh?...

Posted: 08/05/2001

Tom Rhodes: Love Is Powerful Stuff

Love is powerful stuff, man. Love will make you move all the way across the country and sell all your sh*t -- just to get away from that person.

Posted: 08/05/2001

Tom Rhodes: Penguins Are Better Than You

A penguin has the same little penguin for a total little penguin life. Think how many screwed up relationships you've had, how many times you...

Posted: 08/05/2001

Tom Rhodes: Arguing Parents

My parents are divorced. It was ugly. My parents argued all the time before they got divorced. Came home -- my parents started wearing their...

Posted: 08/05/2001

Tom Rhodes: English Food

Food is terrible in England. That's no joke. If you go there, don't even bring a change of clothes -- wear what you got on and bring a suitcase...

Posted: 08/05/2001

Tom Rhodes: Hard on Americans

They're hard on Americans, though, man. They heckle you in England as an American for things you have no idea -- 'Screw you and the Panama Canal...

Posted: 08/05/2001

Tom Rhodes: Always the Negative Side

In America, all you ever get is the negative side of drinking: 'He got drunk and killed a busload of children.' Come on, man. It's time someone...

Posted: 08/05/2001

Tom Rhodes: Mixing the Races

Keep mixing the races until we're all the same grayish color -- then there'll be no more racism, once we're all the same shade, man. 'Hey, gray!'...

Posted: 08/05/2001

Tom Rhodes: Melanin

Everybody should know what melanin is, man. I think that's where racism comes from. White people are jealous of people with melanin. Yes, that's...

Posted: 08/05/2001

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