They're always adding to the list of stuff that will kill us.
Filed under: Tom Papa (19), health (976), food (804)
Views: 976
Posted: 09/04/1998
Tom Papa - Interview
Any time you run as an adult, you're a jackass.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/16/07
Views: 19,438
Tom Papa - Tommy Salami
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 12,713
Tom Papa - Hard Alcohol
Hard alcohol always comes with a story.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 11,071
Tom Papa - Cheating
Good relationships are built on paranoia and suspicion.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 7,075
Tom Papa - Crazy People
Crazy people enjoy themselves.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 6,021
Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,549
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 4,082
Tom Papa - Cheap Flights
Tom's air travel fears are elucidated by the kid sitting in front of him.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,559
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374
Tom Papa - Hotel Behavior
Some of the sperm ABC found in hotels may be Tom Papa's.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,013
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 918
Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 2,235
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,495
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 903
Sean Cullen - Food of Your Choice
Which food would you prefer to have end your life tonight?
Tags: Sean Cullen (6), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 754
Harland Williams - Flies
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 682
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 433
Pete Correale - Still Smoking
No matter how expensive cigarettes get, Pete will never quit.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 8,386
