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Comedian Tom Papa is known throughout the country for his many appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. TV audiences also know Tom as the star of his own sitcom on NBC, "Come to Papa" [March 2004].

Papa grew up in New Jersey and first realized he wanted to be a comedian when, at a very young age, he heard Steve Martin's comedy album, "Let's Get Small". Comedy became an addiction which he perfected in clubs throughout New York City.

After about four years, Papa got his first big break. He was given a half-hour special for Comedy Central and was hand-picked by Jerry Seinfeld as an opening act on his tour which continues to this day.

Now, he says, "I'm in the lucky position of being able to make people laugh for a living." Tom has also appeared in the films "Analyze That", "Comedian" and is lending his voiceover talent to the upcoming animated feature "Bee Movie".

Tom lives in New York and Los Angeles with his wife and family.

Comedian Tom Papa is known throughout the country for his many appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. TV audiences also know Tom as the star of his own sitcom on NBC, "Come to Papa" [March 2004].

Papa grew up in New Jersey and first realized he wanted to be a comedian when, at a very young age, he heard Steve Martin's comedy album, "Let's Get Small". Comedy became an addiction which he perfected in clubs throughout New York City.

After about four years, Papa got his first big break. He was given a half-hour special for Comedy Central and was hand-picked by Jerry Seinfeld as an opening act on his tour which continues to this day.

Now, he says, "I'm in the lucky position of being able to make people laugh for a living." Tom has also appeared in the films "Analyze That", "Comedian" and is lending his voiceover talent to the upcoming animated feature "Bee Movie".

Tom lives in New York and Los Angeles with his wife and family. [LESS]

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Tom Papa - Interview

Any time you run as an adult, you're a jackass.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 02/16/07
Views: 19,445

Tom Papa - Tommy Salami

Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (978)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 12,713

Tom Papa - Hard Alcohol

Hard alcohol always comes with a story.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 11,079

Tom Papa - Cheating

Good relationships are built on paranoia and suspicion.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 7,079

Tom Papa - Crazy People

Crazy people enjoy themselves.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 6,029

Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews

School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1005)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,550

Tom Papa - Cat Sex

Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 4,093

Tom Papa - Cheap Flights

Tom's air travel fears are elucidated by the kid sitting in front of him.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,562

Tom Papa - Fat Country

For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374

Tom Papa - Hotel Behavior

Some of the sperm ABC found in hotels may be Tom Papa's.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,014

Tom Papa: More Food in America

We have more food in our gas stations than they have in all of Bosnia. It's true. Our motto should be 'America: never more than 50 feet from a snack.'

Posted: 09/04/1998

Tom Papa: Sisters' Birth Control

I have seven nephews and two nieces, how about that? My two sisters' idea of birth control is apparently a bottle of tequila and the rhythm method...

Posted: 09/04/1998

Tom Papa: Eat What You Love

Eat the stuff you love, like beer and nachos and each other.

Posted: 09/04/1998

Tom Papa: You Know Smoking Is Bad for You

They smoke for 60-70 years, then they show up, 'I had no idea it was bad for me!' Come on. You're breathing in fire. What did you think you were...

Posted: 09/04/1998

Tom Papa: Drunk Girlfriend

Getting drunk is fun. Having your girlfriend get more drunk than you is not that much fun. Trying to get her in the car at the end of the night is...

Posted: 02/15/2007

Tom Papa: Favorite Child

I always thought I was going to have just one kid because if you have more than one, then you've got to decide which one you like better. That's...

Posted: 02/15/2007

Tom Papa: Hard Liquor Stories

Hard alcohol is the only thing you put in your body that actually comes with a story. It's like, 'You want some tequila?' 'No, dude, the last time...

Posted: 02/15/2007

Tom Papa: Pet People

Pet people have lost their minds. They used to be a nice part of society. Now, they get right in your face. If you don't like pets, they act like...

Posted: 02/15/2007

Tom Papa: Princess Myth

The biggest thing about raising girls, it seems, is dispelling the whole princess myth. Everything they get is about being a princess: crowns and...

Posted: 02/15/2007

Tom Papa: Quadrupled Breasts

We have a newborn at home. God bless you ladies for getting pregnant more than once. You're insane. My wife's breasts quadrupled in size. They're...

Posted: 02/15/2007