Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Filed under: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Views: 2,835
Posted: 03/11/2004
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,639
Tom Cotter - Stupid Phrases
She's a party pooper? Keep her away from the dip.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Premium Blend (750), observational (334)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,343
Tom Cotter - College Kids
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,109
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,042
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646
Tom Cotter - Florida
Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,444
Tom Cotter - Kid Games
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,133
Tom Cotter - Family Life
It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,064
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,415
Tom Cotter - Kid Games
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,133
Tom Cotter - Family Life
It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,064
Doug Stanhope - Babies
Doug Stanhope can't stand being around babies.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 455
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,723
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 525
Laura Kightlinger - Fertility Drugs
Nothing's a greater blessing for a couple than eight healthy two-pound babies.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 7,071
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,886
Greg Fitzsimmons - Mixed Faith
Greg brings his son to church.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,023
