It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.
Filed under: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Views: 1,064
Posted: 03/11/2004
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,639
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,835
Tom Cotter - Stupid Phrases
She's a party pooper? Keep her away from the dip.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Premium Blend (750), observational (334)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,343
Tom Cotter - College Kids
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,109
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,042
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646
Tom Cotter - Florida
Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,444
Tom Cotter - Kid Games
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,133
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,835
Tom Cotter - My Grandmother
Tom Cotter's grandmother faced an untimely death at the hands of his garage.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 890
Tom Cotter - Kid Games
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,133
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,639
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646
Tom Cotter - Ex-Girlfriend
Tom Cotter's current girlfriend really takes his breath away -- because of the asthma.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 541
Ted Alexandro - The Jacksons
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 578
Kevin Brennan - Obesity
How people get so fat they can't leave their houses?
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 461
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996
