Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Filed under: Tom Cotter (14), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Views: 2,039
Posted: 01/17/2000
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,637
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,833
Tom Cotter - Stupid Phrases
She's a party pooper? Keep her away from the dip.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Premium Blend (750), observational (334)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,341
Tom Cotter - College Kids
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,109
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646
Tom Cotter - Florida
Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,443
Tom Cotter - Kid Games
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,132
Tom Cotter - Family Life
It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,063
Mick Betancourt - Acid Trip
Mick took acid and freaked people out at a party.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 571
Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
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Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,031
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 370
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,795
Vince Morris - Paying for Water
Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,209
Dan Boulger - Adoption
People who are adopted shouldn't feel insecure about themselves.
Tags: Dan Boulger (2), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 1,106
Richard Lewis - Stoned Friend
Richard's friend smoked a lot of grass in college.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), drugs (639), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 146
Bonnie McFarlane - Do You Party?
Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,921
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (312), driving (296)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,916
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,253
