On college kids
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
She's a party pooper? Keep her away from the dip.
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.