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With a burst of energy Tom Cotter has taken the comedy scene by storm. His wise guy brand of humor and rapid fire delivery never miss a beat. It is obvious Tom feels most comfortable on stage. Watching him perform one would think that the stage was his home and the audience was his family. Of the audience, Cotter says, "I feel as if I should be paying them." The youngest of six children, Tom has always used his penchant for humor to stand out. He readily admits, "I needed the spotlight on me because that was the only way I could get attention." This would prove to be the first step in his comedy career.

After graduating Dennison University in 1986, Tom entertained the notion of going to law school, but his true love was comedy. Although he held various jobs including work as a private investigator, "the problem is my red Ferrari was a white Volkswagen and the damsels in distress were guys named Nick and Tony" his thirst to perform had to be quenched. In 1988, armed with a drive to succeed and an eye on the future, Tom packed his bags and headed to Boston. It was not long before he became a regular in the Boston Comedy clubs. Audiences could not get enough of this young talent. Club owners asked him back time and time again. Tom was thrilled for the opportunity to develop his comedic gift.

In 1994 fueled by his success in the Boston area, Tom entered Seattle's International Stand-Up Comedy Competition. With critics raving about his performance, he went on to... [MORE]
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Tom Cotter - College

On college kids

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Posted: 05/12/04
Views: 6,626

Tom Cotter - Kids

Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,837

Tom Cotter - Stupid Phrases

She's a party pooper? Keep her away from the dip.

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Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,344

Tom Cotter - College Kids

When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,109

Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving

Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.

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Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,044

Tom Cotter - Air Travel

An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,647

Tom Cotter - Florida

Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,446

Tom Cotter - Kid Games

Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,135

Tom Cotter - Family Life

It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,068

Tom Cotter - My Grandmother

Tom Cotter's grandmother faced an untimely death at the hands of his garage.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 891

Tom Cotter: Birthday Surprise

When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed.

Posted: 03/11/2004

Tom Cotter: In My Blood

Comedy has always been in my blood. The hepatitis is brand new.

Posted: 03/11/2004

Tom Cotter: Tension

This morning, I woke up, and I could feel tension mounting. Tension's my dog.

Posted: 03/11/2004

Tom Cotter: Best Medicine

Laughter was always the best medicine in my family because we couldn't afford health insurance.

Posted: 03/11/2004

Tom Cotter: Favorite Possessions

In her will, my grandmother stipulated that she wanted to be buried with all of her favorite possessions. Her cat was not happy about that decision.

Posted: 03/11/2004

Tom Cotter: In the Garden

My grandmother spends all her time out in the garden -- because that's where we buried her.

Posted: 03/11/2004

Tom Cotter: Dressed to Kill

I was on a plane three weeks ago, and I was dressed to kill. I had a turban, a beard, exploding sandals.....

Posted: 03/11/2004

Tom Cotter: First Class

You know who I hate when I fly? The rich people in first class, because they get to board the plane first, and then, we have to perform our little...

Posted: 03/11/2004

Tom Cotter: Quitting AA

I used to belong to AA, but I had to quit that because -- I don't know if you know this, but their drinking policy is really strict.

Posted: 03/11/2004

Tom Cotter: Favorite State

I love Florida. It's my favorite state because it's shaped like a penis peeing on the Caribbean.

Posted: 03/11/2004