I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
These things are impossible to get rid of.
White people aren't afraid of black people during the day.
It's different being black and growing up rich.
Black people can't go through phases like white people can.
New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.