At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
These things are impossible to get rid of.
White people aren't afraid of black people during the day.
It's different being black and growing up rich.
I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
Black people can't go through phases like white people can.
New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.