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Todd Lynn

Todd Lynn is on a roll. Having fine-tuned his act as a touring stand-up comedian for a number of years, Todd's time has come. Armed with the experience of countless clubs and universities, Todd is now taking his act to a new level.

Having already appeared four times on BET's Comic View and written for Comedy Central's Comic Groove, Todd's broad appeal has earned him appearances on CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman" and Comedy Central's "Premium Blend". He was the hit at the "Just for Laugh's" 20th Anniversary Comedy Festival in Montreal, Canada. Todd is truly an act to watch. He currently has a development deal with Touchstone Television.
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Todd Lynn - Gay Phase

Men don't have gay "phases."

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Posted: 05/13/05
Views: 9,735

Todd Lynn - Pre-Midlife Crisis

At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 3,093

Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends

Women hog all the hot water in the shower.

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Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,654

Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner

When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,414

Todd Lynn - Man Breasts

These things are impossible to get rid of.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,347

Todd Lynn - Interacting at Night

White people aren't afraid of black people during the day.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,576

Todd Lynn - Here's My Story

It's different being black and growing up rich.

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Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 1,264

Todd Lynn - Hanging Up

I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,059

Todd Lynn - Going Through Phases

Black people can't go through phases like white people can.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 783

Todd Lynn - Hard to Live in New York

New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 701

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Todd Lynn: ATM Distance

I think, when you go to an ATM machine, there's a certain distance you should be the hell away from me while I'm putting my pin code in. In New...

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Super-Strength Mice

The mice climbed up the back of the refrigerator. They ate the protein bars. Now, I got these super-strength, genetically-altered mice running...

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Shoe Shopping

I went to buy a pair of shoes two days ago. Mind you, I think shoe salesmen are idiots. I just want to put that out there. I went to get some...

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Male Clarity After Sex

We're so creepy. We don't even know you until we sleep with you. Until we have sex, we have no idea who you are. Once we get sex, we get clarity....

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Rude Guys in New York

Guys are so rude in New York. You could go out with your girlfriend to the club. You, holding her hand -- another dude will walk up and hold her...

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Machine for Every Body Part

You go to the gym, right, and they got a machine for every body part. You know -- they got something for the legs, the arms, the back. But you...

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Experimenting With Homosexuality

Once you sleep with a guy, you have always slept with a guy -- you cannot take it away: you sleep with guys. There's nothing you can do. There's no...

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: In an Elevator With a Little White Lady

I'm a big, black, thug, mean-looking dude. It's messed up my whole life. I can't do normal stuff, like I can't ride in an elevator with, like, a...

Posted: 11/15/2002

Todd Lynn: Baggy Pants

I got that whole thug-gangsta-rap-hip-hop-baggy-pants thing going on. I really don't want the baggy pants -- I just can't find no damn pants that...

Posted: 11/15/2002

Todd Lynn: Ain't a Brother

I ain't a black dude. I ain't a brotha -- not the ones that y'all is used to. I grew up rich. Both of my parents were doctors; we were loaded. I...

Posted: 11/15/2002

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