Parking attendants aren't real cops.
Todd Glass says goodbye to his old jokes.
Todd Glass does an impression of George Carlin lost in a warehouse.
People don't catch the part just before parents start screaming at their kids.
Todd Glass runs down a list of pranks he likes to pull.
Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.
If you want to teach a rowdy college kid a lesson, you give him a spanking.
Imitating someone else makes you look just as crazy as they did to you.
Looking at a guy who just bought a tree looks a lot different when you're high.
Crack is bad; voting is good.