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Solidly ensconced in the 30-40 demographic, comedian Todd Glass may now be considered ineligible to be labeled a wunderkind -- but he certainly was one, having launched his career in comedy at age 16. Since that precocious start, the Philadelphia native has developed into a polished performer with a bent for inventive material that often mocks the conventions of standup. Todd is currently on the road performing nationally with comedian-actor David Spade. Todd's first CD "Thin Pig" with Comedy Central Records was recorded in Tempe, AZ, and features an hour of Glass' fantastic observations and stories.

Todd is no stranger to television, however. Viewers got a thrill watching Todd as one of the house finalists in the wildly successful seasons of the NBC reality series "Last Comic Standing 2" and "Last Comic Standing 3: Battle of the Best."

Todd's comedy is often satirical, sometimes irreverent but always funny. His television appearances are many, including performances on "The Sarah Silverman Show," "Jimmy Kimmel Live," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Showbiz Show with David Spade," "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" and "Politically Incorrect." With his unique delivery and divergent style of witticisms, Todd quickly becomes a host and viewer favorite.

Since arriving in Los Angeles, Todd has amassed an impressive list of credits. He had guest appearances on such shows as ABC's "Home Improvement,"... [MORE]

Solidly ensconced in the 30-40 demographic, comedian Todd Glass may now be considered ineligible to be labeled a wunderkind -- but he certainly was one, having launched his career in comedy at age 16. Since that precocious start, the Philadelphia native has developed into a polished performer with a bent for inventive material that often mocks the conventions of standup. Todd is currently on the road performing nationally with comedian-actor David Spade. Todd's first CD "Thin Pig" with Comedy Central Records was recorded in Tempe, AZ, and features an hour of Glass' fantastic observations and stories.

Todd is no stranger to television, however. Viewers got a thrill watching Todd as one of the house finalists in the wildly successful seasons of the NBC reality series "Last Comic Standing 2" and "Last Comic Standing 3: Battle of the Best."

Todd's comedy is often satirical, sometimes irreverent but always funny. His television appearances are many, including performances on "The Sarah Silverman Show," "Jimmy Kimmel Live," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Showbiz Show with David Spade," "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" and "Politically Incorrect." With his unique delivery and divergent style of witticisms, Todd quickly becomes a host and viewer favorite.

Since arriving in Los Angeles, Todd has amassed an impressive list of credits. He had guest appearances on such shows as ABC's "Home Improvement," NBC's "Friends," and HBO's "Mr. Show." Todd has also become a veritable fixture on Comedy Central, recently headlining his own half-hour standup special "Comedy Central Presents: Todd Glass."

Demonstrating his unwavering innovation, Todd co-created, co-executive produced and starred in Todd's Coma, a pilot produced by Adam Sandler's company Happy Madison for TBS. The much-praised, slightly twisted show, in which Todd's curious family conducts interviews with visiting celebrities while he lies in a coma, attracted such celebrity guests as Ben Stiller, Fred Willard, Herb Alpert, Ray Romano and Arianna Huffington.

Todd is no stranger to working with talent. In addition to touring with David Spade, Todd has performed with Jack Black and Tenacious D, earning high praise from Black himself: "I covet his ****ing brain!" His live performances (including appearances at the famed 2008 Montreal "Just for Laughs Festival" and the "U.S. Comedy Arts Festival") have generated rave reviews from major publications. The Los Angeles Times praised his "freewheeling style and quick wit," while Variety noted Todd is "crafty and sharp-edged."

Todd currently resides in Los Angeles.

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Todd Glass - Pilot

Parking attendants aren't real cops.

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Posted: 10/15/01
Views: 17,339

Todd Glass - Bits I'm Kissing Goodbye

Todd Glass says goodbye to his old jokes.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 2,756

Todd Glass - George Carlin Impression

Todd Glass does an impression of George Carlin lost in a warehouse.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 1,048

Todd Glass - Rationalizing with Kids

People don't catch the part just before parents start screaming at their kids.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 780

Todd Glass - What Else I Do

Todd Glass runs down a list of pranks he likes to pull.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 617

Todd Glass - Smoking Face

Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 496

Todd Glass - Bouncer Spanking

If you want to teach a rowdy college kid a lesson, you give him a spanking.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 490

Todd Glass - Imitating Someone Else

Imitating someone else makes you look just as crazy as they did to you.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 441

Todd Glass - Todd's Act

Crack is bad; voting is good.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 314

Todd Glass - High in the Mall

Looking at a guy who just bought a tree looks a lot different when you're high.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 313

Todd Glass: Non-Smoking Room

Now when you check into a hotel, they ask you if you want a non-smoking room. If you don't smoke, doesn't it automatically become a non-smoking room?

Posted: 02/24/1992

Todd Glass: Look Like John Goodman

Some lady told me the other day that I look like John Goodman. She goes, 'You look like John Goodman.' Then she goes, 'A thin John Goodman.' Like...

Posted: 10/14/2001

Todd Glass: Puppy Breath

Oh my God, how cute is puppy breath? If I could meet a girl with puppy breath, I'd marry her. Twelve tits wouldn't be bad, either.

Posted: 10/14/2001

Todd Glass: Flying Coach

Did you ever walk by the people in first class? Don't they have an attitude? 'Sorry, I didn't mean to look at you. I'm just a piece of sh*t heading...

Posted: 10/14/2001

Todd Glass: Flying First Class

They look at you like, 'We get on the plane first, and we get our drinks first.' You hit the mountain first, too, OK?

Posted: 10/14/2001

Todd Glass: Arguing in Relationships

Did you ever argue in a relationship so much, that's how you remember where you were -- 'Didn't we argue here once?'

Posted: 10/14/2001

Todd Glass: Turn the Car Around

My dad used to always threaten to turn the car around... 'We're halfway to Florida. Go ahead, I dare you.'

Posted: 10/14/2001