With a wok, you can create your own mediocre Chinese food.
Filed under: Todd Barry (27), sex (1265), health (946)
Views: 472
Posted: 05/26/1993
Todd Barry - Real World
Don't put The Real World on your resume.
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Posted: 07/24/99
Views: 21,166
Todd Barry - Brad Pitt Smells
Women love Brad Pitt.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), audience interaction (298)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 7,153
Todd Barry - Freaky Words
Words freak Todd Barry out.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 5,925
Todd Barry - Couples
God forbid a couple disagrees on a movie.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 4,210
Todd Barry - Holiday Shopping
You can shop with your eyes closed.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (663)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 3,730
Todd Barry - Commercial
I want a commercial where people tell jokes.
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Posted: 07/24/99
Views: 3,601
Todd Barry - Tattooed Women
It's not a smiley face; it's a police sketch of the man who stole my baby.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 3,447
Todd Barry - Reviews
Todd Barry gets good reviews that make him feel awful.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (306)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,685
Rob Weinstein - Food
The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.
Tags: Rob Weinstein (2), sex (1265), men/women (985)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 359
Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control
Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.
Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (1265), health (946)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 432
Todd Barry - Condoms
Todd made a good choice with his box of condoms.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), sex (1265), health (946)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 884
Gabriel Iglesias - Fluffy
"Fluffy" is the politically correct term for "fat."
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (946)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 62,099
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (985), money (848)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 754
Loni Love - Jacked Up Potluck Salad
No one at the potluck will eat Amy's salad.
Tags: Loni Love (12), health (946), ethnic (813)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 956
Chuck Sklar - Lottery
The lottery has unrealistic names for its tickets.
Tags: Chuck Sklar (3), sex (1265), money (848)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 78
George Miller - Head Waiters
Those fancy restaurants really specialize.
Tags: George Miller (3), health (946), money (848)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 220
Cory Kahaney - Marrying Rich
Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), sex (1265), men/women (985)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 777
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 291
