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Todd Barry - Couples

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God forbid a couple disagrees on a movie.

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Views: 3,619

Posted: 03/30/2006

Todd Barry - Freaky Words

Words freak Todd Barry out.

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 4,862

Todd Barry - Couples

God forbid a couple disagrees on a movie.

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 3,616

Todd Barry - Holiday Shopping

You can shop with your eyes closed.

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), family (550)

Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 3,234

Todd Barry - Tattooed Women

It's not a smiley face; it's a police sketch of the man who stole my baby.

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,847

Todd Barry - Old Navy

Todd Barry discusses shopping at Old Navy

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), fashion (167)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,277

Todd Barry - Reviews

Todd Barry gets good reviews that make him feel awful.

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), travel (235)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,184

Todd Barry - Are You Gay?

A Scottish woman asks Todd Barry if he's gay.

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), gay/homosexual (259)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 1,919

Todd Barry - Chocolate School

Todd Barry's friend is going to study chocolate in France.

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (493)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 1,762

Todd Barry - Academic House Arrest

In school, Todd Barry always got bad grades.

Tags: Todd Barry (26), Todd Barry (26), school (171), college (94)

Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 1,528

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John Mulaney - Donald Trump

Donald Trump is not just a rich man.

Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)

Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 82,356

Arj Barker - Mile High Club

Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.

Tags: Arj Barker (20), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 3,268

Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex

There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,859

Marc Maron - Jealousy

Marc cured his jealousy with mathematics.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 965

Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark

Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 2,891

Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex

It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 871

Tom Cotter - Ex-Girlfriend

Tom Cotter's current girlfriend really takes his breath away -- because of the asthma.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 390

Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty

As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 02/08/04
Views: 2,147

Tracy Smith - Shaving

Tracy isn't into looking like a great big naked baby.

Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,477

Ted Alexandro - Guests Stars

Rappers have too many guests on their albums.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 5,442


Getting Weighed

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said. They walked...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Gary Valentine: Not Going Anywhere

I took a girl out on a date the other night. I knew it wasn't gonna go anywhere sexually, you know, because I was out of chloroform and rags.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Chuck Sklar: Sex for Exercise

I don't think she loves me. I think she's just having sex with me for the exercise, so when she meets a guy she's in love with, she's still in good...

Posted: 11/03/2008

Ardal O'Hanlon: Two Types of People

There are two types of people in the world: there are those who have lots of casual sex with strangers -- and there's jealous people.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ardal O'Hanlon: More Dignified Than Sex

Surely, there must be a more dignified way to express your love and admiration for another human being -- like baking them a cake or something, or...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Damon Williams: Wastin' Money on Strippers

I'm like, 'You wastin' all this money on this woman. You can't touch her; you can't take her home -- what are you gettin' out of this?' So, he try...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Adam Ferrara: Sex Without Involvement

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Retha Jones: Your Number in My Man's Pocket

Anybody get a random bitch phone call? Oh, you know what I mean. The women that found the phone number, then call it. This woman called me up,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jonathan Solomon: Missed the 70s

I missed the 70s. That's what I hear, that it was one big ski weekend. From what I hear, this was a good pick-up line in the 1970s: 'Come on, let's...

Posted: 11/03/2008

Jim Gaffigan: When You're Single...

Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers.

Posted: 10/30/2008

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