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Todd Barry is one of the few people who are hilarious AND adorable. For most people, it's one or the other. Todd is both. Hilarious AND adorable.

Todd Andrew Barry was born on March 26, 1964 in the Bronx, NY. He got a BA in English at the University of Florida. Todd Barry first performed comedy in 1987 at Coconut's Comedy Club in North Miami, Florida. However, before he was in comedy Todd worked as a substitute teacher, tennis court maintenance, a clerk at a VD clinic, and a drummer. Yes, he really was a clerk at a VD clinic.

Todd was a Jury Award winner (for stand up comedy) in the 1998 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. Todd has been a guest on nearly every late night show you can think of, including three appearances on "The Late Show with David Letterman," ten appearances on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," NBC's "Late Friday," and Comedy Central gave him his own half hour special on "Comedy Central Presents." Not enough for you? Then how about this...

His acting credits include HBO's "Larry Sanders Show" and "Sex and the City," ABC's "Spin City," and a featured role in the movie "Road Trip." He has also had a recurring character role on Comedy Central's "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist" as the voice of, well... "Todd." And yes, he really was a clerk at a VD clinic.

Once you've seen a live performance from Todd, it's certain you'll agree that he is both hilarious and adorable...ok, and a little twisted.
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Todd Barry - Norway

Todd plans his Norwegian tour.

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Posted: 07/24/99
Views: 52,040

Todd Barry - Real World

Don't put The Real World on your resume.

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Posted: 07/24/99
Views: 21,170

Todd Barry -TV's in Prison

Shorties: Todd Barry - TVs in Prison

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Todd Barry - Freaky Words

Words freak Todd Barry out.

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Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 5,934

Todd Barry - Couples

God forbid a couple disagrees on a movie.

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Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 4,224

Todd Barry - Holiday Shopping

You can shop with your eyes closed.

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Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 3,736

Todd Barry - Commercial

I want a commercial where people tell jokes.

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Posted: 07/24/99
Views: 3,601

Todd Barry - Tattooed Women

It's not a smiley face; it's a police sketch of the man who stole my baby.

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Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 3,457

Todd Barry - Reviews

Todd Barry gets good reviews that make him feel awful.

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Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,693

Todd Barry: Personal Ads

I'm a single guy myself. I was reading the personal ads. I saw one that said, 'Single white female, 27, herpes: mild.' I don't know if we use the...

Posted: 05/26/1993

Todd Barry: Owning a Wok

I made myself a good dinner tonight. I used a wok. That is a great thing to have. With a wok, in the privacy of your own home, you can create your...

Posted: 05/26/1993

Todd Barry: Summer School

I never understood the concept of summer school. The teacher's going to go up there and go, 'OK, class, you know that subject you couldn't grasp in...

Posted: 05/26/1993

Todd Barry: Substitute Teacher

These kids used to make unreasonable demands of me all the time. They'd want to use the restroom. Seriously -- straight-faced, they'd ask me, 'Mr....

Posted: 05/26/1993

Todd Barry: First Year of Teaching

I used to be a substitute teacher. That's a crazy job. They call you up at six o'clock in the morning. They wake you up. Then, they ask you if...

Posted: 05/26/1993

Todd Barry: Condoms' Reservoir Tip

What is the deal with the reservoir tip? Reservoir? Isn't that a little grandiose term for a quarter-inch plastic bubble? It's like, 'Oh honey, I...

Posted: 05/26/1993

Todd Barry: Good Choice of Condoms

I had sex with a woman. I took out the box of condoms. She takes the box from my hand, looks at it, and goes, 'Hey Todd, good choice.' Now, I...

Posted: 05/26/1993

Todd Barry: Pastry Chef Friend

I ran into a friend of mine in the street I hadn't seen in a while. He's a pastry chef. I said, 'Hey, what's going on?' He was like, 'Ugh, I gotta...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Todd Barry: Nurses Kick Butt

I saw a woman on the street wearing a t-shirt that said, 'Nurses Kick Butt.' I don't want a nurse who kicks butt. I'm uncomfortable with the idea...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Todd Barry: No Ties?

I can understand no wallets at Old Navy, but no ties? What am I supposed to wear with my mock-ribbed turtleneck and purple camouflage cargo pants?...

Posted: 03/30/2006