Some New Yorkers were pissed off when Kmart came to town. They
were outside the store protesting. They didn't even know what to say. They were...
Posted: 07/23/1999
They sell book lights now, a little spotlight you attach to
your book. You know, I actually thought about buying one of these, and then I...
Posted: 07/23/1999
I discovered a great store this past holiday season: The Body
Shop. Oh my God, that is the perfect last minute thoughtless gift warehouse.
Posted: 07/23/1999
This friend of mine told me to get Quicken for my computer.
He's like, 'Todd, you gotta get Quicken. Look man, I make graphs of my finances.' Wow....
Posted: 07/23/1999
Some guys go crazy with the masturbation. I was reading this
article on this thing, autoerotic asphyxiation. Some guys actually choke themselves...
Posted: 07/23/1999
I was at a bar with a friend of mine. This woman walks by, and
he goes, 'I know that woman. She gives the world's fastest hand jobs.' I don't know...
Posted: 07/23/1999
Those Grammy Awards, man, it's always famous bands that win
those. You never see some poor, struggling, unknown, garage band. That'd be nice --...
Posted: 07/23/1999
Can you imagine putting 'The Real World' on your resume? That
would backfire right in your face. Ten years down the line, you're at a job...
Posted: 07/23/1999
I heard that Brad Pitt ain't a big fan of taking showers. I
heard this on 'Hard Copy,' so it's not like I'm just blurting something out irresponsibly.
Posted: 07/23/1999
Let's say Brad Pitt hasn't showered in a year and a half, then
he runs the Boston marathon. After he comes across the finish line, he trips and...
Posted: 07/23/1999