Views: 1,083
Posted: 05/13/2004
Tig - Indoor Cat
Tig's cat has never been outside.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,772
Tig - Up Your Ass
If something is stuck up your ass, you want to involve as few people as possible.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,728
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,519
Tig - Concave
Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,161
Tig - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Tags: Tig (8), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 656
Tig - SkyMall
SkyMall Magazine has a lot of great products, but they're too expensive.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 549
Tig - Nine Months
Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.
Tags: Tig (8), Premium Blend (750), family (667)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 384
Sue Murphy - Different Kinds of Barbies
The best Barbie was the Malibu Barbie with the bendable legs.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), sex (1283), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 526
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 226
Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 964
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,519
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,916
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,664
Craig Shoemaker - Giving Birth
Craig's children can't pronounce their R's.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,798
Maryellen Hooper - Barbie Head
Maryellen went to beauty school because of her Barbie head.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), growing up (453)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 976
Kevin Hart - Imaginary Friends
An imaginary friend means your kid is one step closer to crazy.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 11,168
Tig - Up Your Ass
If something is stuck up your ass, you want to involve as few people as possible.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,728
