Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Tig's cat has never been outside.
If something is stuck up your ass, you want to involve as few people as possible.
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
Barbie is a snob.
SkyMall Magazine has a lot of great products, but they're too expensive.
Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.