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Tig (affectionately named by her brother as a child) was born in Jackson, MS and raised by her single mother with one older brother in Pass Christian, MS. During hot Mississippi summer days, her artistic and free-spirited mother would feed them all three meals at once, then down their diapered bodies in highchairs to cut back on cooking and cleaning, leaving more time for her to paint donkeys on the outside of their house. Thus, contributing to Tig forming some interesting perspectives on life. The family eventually moved to Houston, TX where they gained a new father who brought structure and alas?a house with no donkey.

After serving time in a Texas high school, too much time in fact, she failed three grades by entertaining classmates rather than entertaining the notion of a successful academic career, Tig decided to drop out of school and move to Denver, CO. In search of a fresh start and having always loved music, she launched "Tignation Promotions", managing and promoting bands nationally. However, during her time off from work, Tig regularly attended amateur night at Comedy Works in downtown Denver, secretly wanting to be up on stage, but not yet confident enough to make that step beyond envious audience member. Success of "Tignation" finally sparked a movie to Los Angeles, CA to explore greater ventures in the music industry.

Immediately upon arriving to L.A., Tig discovered not only opportunities in music, but the massive world of stand-up comedy as... [MORE]
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Tig - Indoor Cat

Tig's cat doesn't leave the house.

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Posted: 05/14/04
Views: 4,998

Tig - Light Bulb Up the Ass

Ass-trap waiting time.

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Posted: 05/14/04
Views: 2,805

Tig - Indoor Cat

Tig's cat has never been outside.

Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,761

Tig - Up Your Ass

If something is stuck up your ass, you want to involve as few people as possible.

Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,720

Tig - Drop Out

If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.

Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,500

Tig - Concave

Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.

Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,153

Tig - Wheelchair Becky

Barbie is a snob.

Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,072

Tig - Running Magazines

Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?

Tags: Tig (8), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 650

Tig - SkyMall

SkyMall Magazine has a lot of great products, but they're too expensive.

Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 546

Tig - Nine Months

Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.

Tags: Tig (8), Premium Blend (750), family (664)

Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 380

Tig: Sober Now

My mother's sober now -- or at least that's what I think she was saying.

Posted: 02/01/2001

Tig: Magazine for Runners

My friend subscribes to a magazine for runners. It sort of seems like one issue could cover everything.

Posted: 02/01/2001

Tig: Getting Boobs

I notice more and more women are getting fake boobs. Meanwhile, I still haven't even gotten real ones yet. I mean, I have boobs -- they're just...

Posted: 05/13/2004

Tig: Drop Out Warning

When I did drop out, a teacher of mine -- I remember her telling me that a friend of hers dropped out and ended up a stripper on drugs, kind of...

Posted: 05/13/2004

Tig: Going on a Binge

I went on a hard core drinking and smoking binge, and it lasted right about nine months. And then, as soon as I was born, I was like, 'Whew! Do not...

Posted: 05/13/2004

Tig: Finished School Early

I was one of those kids that finished school early by dropping out.

Posted: 05/13/2004

Tig: Indoor Cat

I have an indoor cat... She's never been outside. I don't even think she knows there's such a thing as the outdoors. I think she thinks that when I...

Posted: 05/13/2004

Tig: Cat Attitude

I think she thinks that I'm just, like, a neighbor storing her sh*t at her place.

Posted: 05/13/2004

Tig: TV Show Ideas

I'm coming up with all these TV show ideas. I have one that's a reality show. You know, with all the reality TV craze, I figured I'd come up with...

Posted: 05/13/2004

Tig: Where Would You Go?

I was at a party, and this guy was hitting on me, and he's hitting on me with the most boring questions. One of them was, 'If you could go anywhere...

Posted: 05/13/2004