My mother's sober now -- or at least that's what I think she
was saying.
Posted: 02/01/2001
My friend subscribes to a magazine for runners. It sort of
seems like one issue could cover everything.
Posted: 02/01/2001
I notice more and more women are getting fake boobs. Meanwhile,
I still haven't even gotten real ones yet. I mean, I have boobs -- they're just...
Posted: 05/13/2004
When I did drop out, a teacher of mine -- I remember her
telling me that a friend of hers dropped out and ended up a stripper on drugs, kind of...
Posted: 05/13/2004
I went on a hard core drinking and smoking binge, and it lasted
right about nine months. And then, as soon as I was born, I was like, 'Whew! Do not...
Posted: 05/13/2004
I was one of those kids that finished school early by dropping
out.
Posted: 05/13/2004
I have an indoor cat... She's never been outside. I don't even
think she knows there's such a thing as the outdoors. I think she thinks that when I...
Posted: 05/13/2004
I think she thinks that I'm just, like, a neighbor storing her
sh*t at her place.
Posted: 05/13/2004
I'm coming up with all these TV show ideas. I have one that's a
reality show. You know, with all the reality TV craze, I figured I'd come up with...
Posted: 05/13/2004
I was at a party, and this guy was hitting on me, and he's
hitting on me with the most boring questions. One of them was, 'If you could go anywhere...
Posted: 05/13/2004