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The Amazing Johnathan - Orange

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The audience member's $20 bill reappears.

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Views: 934

Posted: 11/17/2006

The Amazing Johnathan - Card Trick

A member of the audience assists the Amazing Johnathan.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), Comedy Central Presents (1779), audience interaction (213)

Posted: 06/24/01
Views: 6,727

The Amazing Johnathan - Handkerchief

Most magicians won't explain their random choices.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), food (494), music (348)

Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 4,991

The Amazing Johnathan - Gift

Psychic Tonya presents a gift to an audience member.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), music (348), audience interaction (213)

Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 4,987

The Amazing Johnathan - John and Johnathan

A $100 bill is funnier than a $20 bill.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), money (445), drugs (348)

Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 4,547

The Amazing Johnathan - Card Tricks

Card tricks are The Amazing Johnathan's specialty.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), growing up (405), animals (400)

Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 2,677

The Amazing Johnathan - Knife Trick

Blood spurts from Johnathan's arm.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), health (519), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,519

The Amazing Johnathan - Rope Trick

The Amazing Johnathan is a rope trick magician.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), audience interaction (213), Lounge Lizards (65)

Posted: 06/05/02
Views: 2,158

The Amazing Johnathan - Psychic Bambi

Two playing cards stapled over your eyes counts as a blindfold.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), health (519), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,806

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Colin Quinn - Funny

You don't have to curse to be funny in comedy.

Tags: Colin Quinn (7), kids (596), family (550)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 647

Lenny Clarke - Moon Rocks

Lenny Clarke was not qualified to be an astronaut.

Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), ethnic (690), kids (596)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 142

Louis C.K. - Bob Tyler

So far, Bob Tyler has only wrestled Jews.

Tags: Louis C.K. (21), animals (400), music (348)

Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 223

Kyle Cease - Working the Hole

Not every McDonald's refers to the drive-thru window as "the hole."

Tags: Kyle Cease (13), Comedy Central Presents (1779), parents (446)

Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 25,454

Lewis Dix - Neighborhood McDonald's

Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), imitations (766), food (494)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 517

Pam Matteson - Parents

Pam's mother is not from this country; she's from Brooklyn.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), sex (905), dating (611)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 127

Otis Lee Crenshaw - Love and Money

When the Salvation Army comes to your house and surrenders, you're poor.

Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 1,178

A.J. Jamal - Different Homeless

The homeless in Los Angeles are serious.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), food (494), parents (446)

Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 25

Tom Shillue - The Artist Song

Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.

Tags: Tom Shillue (9), sex (905), men/women (839)

Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 611


Engineers and Light Bulbs

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Bonnie McFarlane: Bad Math

I saw the head of the N.O.W. -- National Organization of Women -- saying that women still only make 70 cents on the dollar to every man, which I'm...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Joe DeVito: Awkward in the Workplace

So, I've been temping at the job that laid me off. And that's awkward because everybody knows I got canned, and they think I've come back to shoot...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: The Office Loner Guy

I talk to that guy. I talk to that guy every f**king day. I find him to talk to him. I buy him little treats, I do. 'Hey, here's a Snickers. Take...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Margaret Smith: Love Fights

I love fights. Well, I don't like the actual fight; I like the loose change on the floor afterward.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Tracy Morgan: When Old Dudes Fight

After old dudes fight, there's always change all over the floor.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Rondell Sheridan: Gambling

People always get mad at the dealers. It's not the dealer's fault; it's random luck that they dealt the cards to you. You know, my guy was trying...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ty Barnett: On Fights at Basketball Games

If I'm making millions to put a ball through a hoop, you can't ever piss me off.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Nick DiPaolo: Every Six Seconds

A picture of 50 women with black eyes, crying -- a big sign that says, 'Every 12 seconds, another woman is beaten by her boyfriend or husband.'...

Posted: 10/30/2008

What Not to Say in the Workplace

-- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
-- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
-- I'm not being rude. You're...

Posted: 12/01/2008

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